<sub>And you're also having an affair with your son.
Congratulations. Your son is having your son, meaning he's giving birth to...his...brother?

Wow everyone's gonna try to do commissions now o_o Of course you should try them!
...Ha, if I make a journal about commissions no one would comment.
Absolutely no one.</sub>

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Hello there dad!
How's life? I'm alright. But right now I'm nursing this particulary nasty bite I have on my neck; just noticed it this morning.
...and my ass hurts.

<sub>O HAI.
Yes do commissions. o_o No duh.

THIS IS...A COMMENT.</sub>

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Nothing happened. Tell her Will.
Oh wait! I was druged!

Why would they do that?
-snort-

a) Well, I friended you, 'cause you came onto me. Ha! Jk.
No srsly. I think 'cause you could draw. You know? And we started talking on dA. So that did the trick.
But then school helped to. And the crappy projects we were given.

b) I'm sorry, but I associate you with _{Pete Wentz. Forgive me.}
And friends!....I think.

c)I like how you're always there for me, whatever the time and place and for not pulling out my guts and wearing them as a belt or sticking a fork in my eye whenever I did something to hurt you or not be there for you.

d) You stole the laces one! Hmm -scratches chin- OHHH!
When we went to Miss Selfrige (R) and you thought you had a voucher which was invalid and then they accepted it but you still didn't have enough money and you emptied your purse on the counter and started counting 1c. xD
-sigh-
-wipes tear-

e) Would you marry a guy who's cheating on you and thinks you're good at sex so that in the meantime you could meet Brendon and have an affair with him? But if you dn't marry the guy you can't meet Brendon.

Got that?

f) No point in that.

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I've dropped me brain!

_{...I only got the innuendo 4 hours after you posted that message. -slow- D8}

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<sub>...WELL HAVE FUN RAISING A SECOND SON.
ON YOUR OWN.
I'M LEAVING!

a) ..I NEVER FLIRTED WITH YOU D:!
'Cause I could draw? xD Howironic.
srybutionlymentioneddAfriendinginmythingy'causethat'swhatIthoughtwehadtodo.
And I wouldn't have known how to answer it anyway o_o It's like..it just happened, you know?
I MEAN you can't just go up to someone and go "WILL YEW BE MAI FWEEEEND?"

b) PeteWentzwutamIobsessedwithPeteWentz?

c) ...Why would I wanna do that I'm the terribly awfully unworthy friend here o_o
<3

d) .....-crawls into a hole-

e) ...What are you implying that other people wouldn't think I'm the greatest thing that ever happened to them sexwise? >c

....Oh I just read that properly.
Um let's see.
This man is cheating on me.
So technically..it would be all right if I ended up cheating on me.
But..but..marriage I want a SPECIAL wedding dammit!
...And he only thinks I'm /good/, which..might not be that much of a compliment..
......And Brendon might not be all that great.
Eh what a waste of wedding money and ass power.
Nah, probably not.
...And let's face it if it's with Brendon the whole world would know about it. Starting with...12 year old girls. I DON'T WANT TO GIVE THEM IDEAS.</sub>

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yus...Pete Wentz. Alex is just sooo lucky...

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No!!!!! I was drunk! He gave me something, I dunno! Ask him! Ashlee! I can't live without you!

a) Oops._.

b)I dunno. I guess 'cause when I was getting to know you you talked about him? Dunno.

c) Na-qa.

d)

e)Good girl. But what if Brendon was your soulmate?! ;D

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Nobody move!
I've dropped me brain!

I WAS DRUNK~!
xD

a) I friended you 'cause I know you in real life. And well, 'cause of your awesome character! ;D

b) PATRICK STUMP!

c)I love how you always listen to me ranting on about Johnny Depp, POTC, Tim Burton, Sweeney Todd etc. AND! I can always count on you to cry on. Literally.

d) Hmm....There are so many!
Well there's that when we ran all Rebublic street with people watching. And when you came to my house when writing the play. And then the wheel of my stupid swivel chair shot out of the socket thingy and you got the fright of your life when you heard the noise. xD

e) Are you willing to leave Malta, your family and friends to have a real, lasting relationship with Patrick stump?

f) Do it already.

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Nobody move!
I've dropped me brain!