....God, I haven't been able to see my dA messages and deviations in quite a while now so if I don't answer/comment/anything. Blame my lovely internet.

How am I writing this journal? Well after I got kicked out of 's English class I came to the library and the computer was free. Hard to believe actually.


What a lovely way to start a Journal. So I'll retry.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR..._{about time huh?}

So what have I been doing all this time....simple. Embarrising myself. I'll do this in point form.

1) I had DICK written on my rubber and this resulted in maaaany people looking at me weirdly. [Long story on how I ended up with DICK written on my rubber]

2) My Maths teacher was complaining on how he has a class with mute people after I asked him a question, clearly refering to me.

3) I was on a bus with and yelled out idiot to a random person out loud by mistake but I was joking and he looked back at me with a lovely expression.

4) My bag got stuck to the same bus thus I ripped my zip.

5) My friend kept on pestering me kick a guys chair she like to tease but I don't talk to so I did and hit him in the ass causing him to jump 10cm.

6) I was fooling around with a friend of ours and when I was trying to zip his jacket he moved and you know how the zip gets all distorted and so he was yelling 'SHE BROKE MY ZIP' in the middle of the foyer.

7) I was singing Hot 'n' Cold out loud while moving my ass and when I'm half way throught the song I hear a honk and I turn round to see a cars bumper next to my ass and to guys grinning inside.
...and it gets worse

8) And my special favorite is I shoved my ass into a guys crotch on the bus stop.

Lovely isn't it.

So if you don't get the message:
1) Don't write DICK in capital letters on your school stationary 'specially if a lot of people borrow it.

2) Talk loud and clear in classes.

3) Make sure not to yell out insults to random people before making sure it's a whisper. Please check.

4) Don't hang lots of chains and key chains to your bag.

5) Don't listen to your friends when they ask you to do something for them.

6) Don't touch guys zips...unless it is REALLY important. ;D

7) Don't sing out loud Katy Perry songs when in public unless you're Katy Perry.

8) And finally make sure you bend down like a lady when your freind drops 10c on the bus stop.

And that Ladies and Gentlemen is my advice for 2009.
Enjoy

I should be off!

Tata!